I hear a ‘Hurry up will you, I’ve got to be somewhere to be other than sitting here with you.’ This came from the girlfriend this time. He had to be rushed to the hospital and landed in the ICU. This woman was black haired and in a rather unflattering position with this guy ‘involving’ himself with this woman. When she fell off the stool, she had to go to the hospital for an X-ray of her wrist and hip. So I took all three of them and gave them to various friends/family members. To be clear, it wasn’t like they were even having sex; they basically were driving around together and holding hands in the downtown square where all the kids hung out–very tame, sheltered-kid stuff). I did that every single week until I left. I happily obliged but negotiated a deal where I would have my choice of any hotel location after I successfully fixed the labor issue. Apparently, he was ‘agitating’ her dogs so she killed him. 22. That earned me some respect on the pitch, I had competitor players come to compliment my performance after the games. Plus that stuff is not good for your health. They didn’t even notice me. Want To Hire Me And Fire Me In The Same Breath? MD: ‘Wait a minute, what book do you have there, B?’, B: ‘A storybook and a Backyard Science Book ma’am.’, MD: ‘What are you going to do with that Backyard Science book! Ouch, some of these gotta hurt – and most of them definitely leave a scar! – Oshunlove, 39. Every day I’d stop by her place and take a moment to shake the sock around her house. Twenty minutes later, I was in the school emergency room, with a nurse wiping my lip and me holding a cloth to my nose. I’ll Give You A Special Cigarette. This is a little beyond my previous experience but whatever, I go for it. I wasn’t sure what to say, but I told the dispatcher I knew of someone who might have a warrant out for failure to pay child support (now before you say, how would a teenager know about that? But I wasn’t done there. Trying to get me fired was evil. But when my brother told me what had happened, I was dumbfounded. Then, miraculously, Justin became lucid enough to understand what was going on and make his own decisions, and he kicked his family out again. I got scared and ran out of the gas station. Fast forward to the last day of school. I also joined a 6v6 soccer league in my city where my friends had a team and invited me to play. Then it is the fourth corner kick towards the end of the first half. I was at an amusement park earlier this year. I wonder how long it took them to get back to their car? This guy keeps trying to brake check me every few days during my morning commute, whenever we’re on the same patch of road at the same time. Today is the day. The girl awkwardly smells it and jerks away. I start the process and begin to back up the phone as well as update the data. Then some rather ‘adult orientated’ ones come up. The ride operator walks to her station on the other side of the platform, presses a button on the console, and all the harness go up. Read the warnings. All-in-all, it only ended up costing me about 20 minutes of my time, but the feeling I got as I drove away was priceless. I was 17 years old and being Dutch, I rode my bike everywhere. – theoriginalgrapist, 8. I think a job like that really broadens your horizon as a young arrogant brat, and really matures you and shows you what is actually important in life. Right after that moment, I knew we would regret this. That’s the only evil thing I’ve ever done, and I’ve not told anyone what I did, but personal revenge never felt (and smelled) so good.” peoniespinklemonadex So I tap on EM’s shoulder, and say, ‘Excuse me, this line is for purple wristbands only. After a while, he hangs up.”  brainstomp From adorably hilarious animals to clever tricks to make your life easier, Metaspoon is here to brighten up your day! I call the hiring manager again who picks up. This site uses cookies for ads that are not for personalization. Our partners will collect data and use cookies for ad personalization and measurement. We were in the middle of the woods and this light shot up from the road. I’ll Remind You What You Did Last Summer. It’s illegal to record people without consent in my state, but BD was late to every call. The VP gives me a searching look, and then responds with a, ‘Go back to class MD, I’ll deal with him.’ She said as long as Justin was with his family, he wouldn’t be safe. In the game, I made sure Jackass felt like I was scared of him. Sure enough, they give me their ID and password. 11. – GoodAg88, 27. We get the guy to sign the paperwork and explain the repair procedure. 3.7M likes this. Enter entitled parent and her POS kid. 27. I told my cool boss that our team had enough of BD; we were at our wits end with his sh*t. Several of my coworkers were looking for new jobs. The jerk ended up getting arrested for driving drunk (seriously, who drinks before 9 AM? After four months I packed it in, and I reckon their sh*tty attitude cost them over $400,000 in sales. I was one of those kids that always had cuts and bruises and no idea how I got them, nor did I care. But he’s pumped to be alive, he can work a full-time job, he can still be pretty physically active, and as far as I’m concerned, he wins.” Throwawayallaway4 I’ll Show Your Wife What Goes On Behind Closed Doors, 10. The manager knows this isn’t me and tries to explain the procedure. Hint: The password should be at least 8 characters long. All Rights Reserved. Our house has a driveway big enough for 4 cars and is, obviously, right outside my house. I honk, repeatedly to no avail, as the gap is rapidly narrowing, no time for me to stop safely. A few went missing…I waited…nothing else was taken. Learn more about how we use cookies. I’ll Give It To You “Recycled” Through My Bladder, 29. I immediately drove her to the hospital with a couple of other people, and she was melting down (understandably). I’m seething by this point, but I could already see the town ahead and she’d thankfully only had a short conversation and put my phone back. You Can Bite The Dust. Topping that off with assault charges, and she lost her license to teach, two years before she retired, and with that, lost amazing retirement benefits that the school offered. But we both wanted to go on the new attraction so we just got into the regular line, the signs said we were about 45 mins from the front. He walked up from his seat, which was basically considered a crime in her class, and put the paper on MD’s desk, and started totaling his points loudly. He managed to badly sprain his ankle and couldn’t work for a while. They denied it and said their uncle gave it to them and shut the door in my face. Instead, they supported her by saying that this would help discipline the students. She never apologized for that night and didn’t even clean up the tornado mess in the kitchen and lounge. Shareably. After the game, he sent a message saying he is suing me for intentionally breaking his nose and cutting his eyebrow. As things have evolved that phone number is part of my history and is utilitarian to use for things I don’t want ringing on my cellphone (like 99% of anything that requires a phone number for no good reason). – blue_wittgenstein, 18. He said it was not worth it. Also, I have a crappy ebike that I commute on. He’s walking up to the bin when he spots me and stops dead in his tracks. His boss, the contractor, said he wasn’t sorry to see him go because he was lazy.” [deleted] And another voicemail a day later, all the time remaining as polite as I could. But then, we were out for summer vacation, and I didn’t think too much of it. She changed the story so it looked like she had purposely done the experiment wrong and was about to reprimand that girl for inhaling what could have been a harmful chemical. My younger brother (B) is two years younger than me, and so, when I was in freshman year, starting high school, my younger brother was in seventh grade. He’ll Come Up With The Perfect Revenge And One-Liner, “Not me, but my brother has always been one of those evil geniuses thinking ten steps ahead of everyone else…. Please enter your email address and we will send you an email with a link to activate your account. She was really unhygienic, had halitosis but never kept up oral hygiene and rarely had showers. From angry exes to aggravated roommates, some of these scheming revenge plots definitely left damage. He reimbursed me $2,300 in medical costs. I didn’t know,’ EM responds. I don’t know all the details. I went into my car and grabbed the extra bottles of motor oil I had, and proceeded to coat the interior of their car in motor oil. Nothing else of concern happened that day, till the time when school was over, and the teachers were heading back. I see a doctor who diagnoses that my Anterior Talofibular Ligament has a 2nd-degree tear… This is the strongest ligament in your ankle btw. Tear My Ligament? This can be a result of abuse or a result of being a people pleaser or fearing confrontation.. I didn’t know if it was going to work, but I wanted to try, and here I am. 14. Rae and Justin started living together as husband and wife, but unfortunately for their families, putting those two together doubled their resiliency, and together they cooked up a plan to get out. My dad had specifically instructed me to be very careful around MD, and I was on the lookout, but my younger brother had no idea just who he was dealing with. Reply: The contractor had a helper named Jack. And my dad stood there, jaw dropped, that he now had 39 points, and had failed this class. ‘I’m… Sorry? One of my audio engineers made a supercut of every terrible thing BD said – every ‘sweetheart,’ ‘shut up,’ ‘no one cares what you think.’ My project manager even baited him into repeating what he said about her clothes on a budget call; this time, he literally said, ‘you’re much better at flirting than budgets, sweetheart. Four of the five of us got together over drinks to compare notes and text messages and dates/schedules confirming that everything I had discovered was true. Then I say, ‘Oh, it seems your nose is broken.’ League Coordinators cart him out, and an ambulance picks him up a few minutes later. Just standard mean stuff. At first, it didn’t seem like anyone was even sitting inside. She whispered, ‘good job,’ but then pretended to loudly reprimand me as she was with step-dad. That night was my last straw with Sarah after months of her being a disrespectful b*tch. I imagine that causing a crash like that would entail some additional charges. We all saw him once, and then he was gone. He was fired at the end of the year. I had a 35% assignment due the week following, so the next few days I’d planned to dedicate to this assignment. I have an unopened energy drink can, the big ones, in my cupholder. 19. He was an outdoors cat, and while he was chilling, she fed him rat poison. We were playing Jackass and his team again. The wedding day is arguably one of the most important days in a couple’s life together. I brought a mysterious DVD home from the thrift store, The disk had “evidence” written on it. Me: ‘I can drive you into the town to get petrol and bring you back here.’. We sent it to his boss and his vice president and threatened to walk away from the work 2 weeks before product launch if BD wasn’t disciplined. One day Amazon informed me that the case had been returned to them. Our biggest client has 5 different teams we work with, and one of them was led by Baseball Dad. I only hope the poor guy running the servo didn’t cop it too bad from that sh*tstorm of a human. I wave over the manager and sit and listen while this guy explains to how rude and belittling I was to this guy, how I was overcharging him for a repair when it should be free. She waved him off, and my dad was shocked. They talk about their dogs and the time they went for a weekend away. One woman started smearing mustard all over her face, I heard a woman walking ahead of me say, “20 years they’ve been doing this. It's just so, so satisfying. Eff you Baseball Dad!” MrGrieves787 Well, she somehow hit her hand on the wall and cried out. When their parents came for a visit, they yelled at Sarah for smelling, her mum screamed that they didn’t raise Sarah to be so disgusting, that was music to my ears. It’s pretty quiet around the boarding area of my flight, so I grab a seat and start playing Candy Crush. Carry On With Multiple Boyfriends? I’ll Make Sure They All Get The Memo, 26. My favorite calls are scammers. Pick On Me? Hint: The password should be at least 8 characters long. Then I email EVERYTHING to my local councilor who is FUMING that someone fully able-bodied is allowing their dog to do this without cleaning it up. They told me it happened 15 minutes ago and that the plane is just leaving the gate now. Leave it for someone who does.’. We were playing a long Winter League which is basically 14 games (14 weeks) and we knew almost every team in the league… except for one team. VP: ‘What actually happened in class, NicholasFiend?’ He asks with a sigh. Want To Text And Drive? You went straight from single to married with zero in-between. Most drivers don’t care and just go around me since I stay to the edge and don’t make myself a nuisance. The guy ended up having to pay for extensive repairs on the police cruiser and for a new ebike to replace the one he destroyed by cutting in front of me (the frame snapped.) Punish Him For Self-Defense? At a famous resort hotel, there was a rich doctor staying on the adults-only penthouse floor. MD pulled one on me and had me look like I was just an insolent child who thought that he knew everything be reading a chapter of the book. I ran outside to see who was making the noises, but no one was there… – sheftyhat, 36. Immediately behind us was a large lady [EM], with her son [EK] who was about ten. EP: ‘Can I call someone? Weird things happen all the time. When someone does us wrong, we tend to want to do them wrong back. 30. If you have never done this before it makes a powder. Weird thing is that they hadn’t aged at all, and they weren’t a part of the funeral either. The next town I knew had a service station as I passed it on the way there, and it was only another 5km up the road. 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